Jennifer Lopez & Her Nipples Want You To Know She’s Almost 49!

It’s almost her birthday!! Ageless queen Jennifer Lopez is *almost* 49 — and wants you to know it in her latest gym selfie! Rocking flawless abs and nips that could cut glass, the performer captioned the Instagram pic: “#SundayFunday kind of… 😉 gotta get it in… now let the fun…

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CEO Gives Employee Who Walked 20 Miles To Get To Work His Own Car Watch!

A little effort goes a long way! A 20-year-old Alabama college student got a set of free wheels as a reward for making a 7-hour trip by foot to his first day of work. Walter Carr‘s 2003 Nissan had broken down the night before his training day at moving company…

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Donald Faison Poses With Girl Who Has No Idea He’s On Her Clueless Shirt

Imagine playing a movie role so iconic that people stop you left and right for the rest of your life… That’s actually the opposite of what happened with Clueless‘ Donald Faison! LOLz! Related: Guess The Celeb At Just 12 YEARS OLD! On Tuesday, the 44-year-old actor stopped to take a…

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Home Alone R-Rated Reboot Coming Starring Ryan Reynolds!

OK, we’ve already had three less than successful Home Alone sequels without Oh, and he gets so paranoid from smoking weed he’s convinced burglars are trying to break in! It’s called… Stoned Alone! For real. This is really happening. Are YOU up for an adult stoner comedy version of Home…

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Demi Lovato Hospitalized After Reported Heroin Overdose

UPDATE 9:58 P.M. EST: It is now being reported that heroin was not involved in the apparent overdose. Read the full story Los Angeles police department spokesperson Raymond Brown only revealed a female victim of a possible overdose was transported to the hospital, but would not confirm her identity. The…

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Demi Lovato And G-Eazy Spotted Holding Hands Walking Out Of Hollywood Nightclub Weeks After Halsey Split

Rebound alert!! Late last night, G-Eazy and Demi Lovato were spotted walking out of a Hollywood hot spot cuddling and holding hands at about 2:30 a.m. And yes, that’ just a few weeks after G-Eazy and Halsey split amid rumors of busy schedules… and cheating. Demi is reportedly going through…

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Rhino Poachers Were Eaten By A Pack Of Lions After Breaking Into South African Animal Reserve

A group of rhino poachers were reportedly eaten by lions after allegedly breaking into a South African animal reserve, according to the facility. On Thursday, Nick Fox — owner of the Sibuya Game Reserve — told After a police forensic unit and the reserve’s anti-poaching unit conducted an investigation, Fox…

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The Situation’s Wedding WILL Air On Season 2 Of Jersey Shore Family Vacation!

Save the date, meatballs! Season 2 of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation will be a classy af affair. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino confirmed that his wedding to longtime girlfriend Lauren Pesce will air on the new season of the hit MTV series, set to premiere in August.

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You May Now Officially Compare Trump To Hitler And Plenty On Twitter Are Doing So!

Godwin’s Law is an Internet rule that says every argument online eventually escalates to someone being compared to Hitler. Over the years, all that hyperbolic Hitler talk has severely lessened the impact of such a comparison. Of course all that was in a time when no one had any legitimate…

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Kourtney Kardashian Is Being Mommy-Shamed Over Not Waxing Mason Disick’s Eyebrows

Seriously, people, LEAVE THE KID ALONE! It all started with this adorable photo, posted to Scott’s IG account (below) which only recently has started to draw a TON of attention over the supposed uni-brow: My lifeA post shared by Scott Disick (@letthelordbewithyou) on May 28, 2018 at 3:42pm PDT Awww!!!…

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Meet Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez The 28-Year-Old Latina Who Just Ousted A 10-Term Congressman!

Introducing America’s new icon: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez!! In case you’ve tuned out politically, we’re here to tell you to wake the fuck back up and get involved! That’s what this 28-year-old Latina did, and she just ran/won her first ever campaign in New York’s 14th congressional district on Tuesday! Alexandria beat…

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‘This World Is A Better Place Without Her’: Get The Story Behind That BRUTAL Viral Obituary!

“This world is a better place without her.” It’s about the worst thing someone can say about you after death and the reason Kathleen Dehmlow‘s obituary went viral this week. People don’t usually look through the somber newspaper section expecting to see such hardcore shade, so the Internet went wild…

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Motherfucker! Trump Administration Just Filed Motion To Keep Children Detained LONGER!

After nearly universal outrage over Not only does the administration appear to have NO PLAN WHATSOEVER to reunite families with the more than 2,300 children already taken, the new plan that still involves detaining kids — just with their parents — is now looking worse. The Department of Justice just…

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Michael Rapaport Saves Flight By Stopping Passenger From Opening Emergency Door Mid-Air!

This is crazy!!! Michael Rapaport was flying back to El Lay on Saturday morning on a United Airlines flight from Houston when a man on the flight apparently got up, walked to the front of the plane, and began trying to open the emergency door! Witnesses confirm that it was…

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WTF??? Priest Slaps Crying Baby During A Baptism!

People have more than enough reasons to be outraged these days. But in case you’re looking for another, here’s a video of a priest slapping a baby. The 43-second clip, which was recorded during a baptism in France and originally shared on Reddit, shows a priest clutching onto the face…

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We Found This Year’s Shit-Your-Pants Horror Film! Be Ready To Get Terrified By The Nun!

Oh hellllllllll no! The Nun, out in theaters September 7, is being marketed as “the darkest chapter of The Conjuring universe” and we sure as hell see why! Clutch your rosary tight before watching the trailer, Perezcious mortals! Related Stories Aaaaaah! First Wonder Woman 2 Pics! Spoiler — Chris Pine…

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